| Before You Sign The Damn
Thing;
Enter
the fucking stupid guestbook
Right, Just one thing;
We've got this guestbook off of Bravenet for free, and it looks nice and spangly
and all but unfortunately it stops profantities and swearing from being entered.
So either don't swear, or if you do, do it really sneakily like F U C K or
C.U.N.T. Even better, use this as a challenge to make up new swearwords that
aren't covered by the guestbook. We'll consider giving out a small prize for
the person to come up with the most offensive one.
Anyway, here's a list
of words you CAN get away with;
Cack, Crap, Bollox, Clacks, Minge, Clout, Quim, Slag, Slut, Bint, Tosser, Nob-Jockey,
Tit, Fadge Scrotum, Vagina, Felch, Ass, Barrrstard, Shoite, Bloody, Friggin,
Anal, Paedophile, Rusty Beef-Curtains, Deepthroat, Carpet Muncher, Dick (not
dickhead, that don't work).
All the
good ones don't seem to work, even wanker got censored. Oh well, it'll make
it more of a challenge for you, eh?
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